“The Myrtle Tweets” Part 1 from
October 15th, 2010 – January 17, 2012
What would myrtle sanchez say? I’m not sure every thing she’d say but I’m sure she would offer you pancakes. who can resist pancakes?
15 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Myrtle says she needs a ride to church, I suggested she pray for a ride, she said, ha! that never works!! that’s just too mortal based, Bing!
15 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Myrtle did not get out of bed, she said the sun was too bright, at night she said the moon was too bright, myrtle stayed in bed all day ..
16 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Myrtle calls, I’m not listening, just chillin.. apparently she”s finally out of bed, now go do something, I opine..
17 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
sunsets usually set myrtle off but 2 nite she just sat back and soaked it in..
19 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
myrtle looking up from her breakfast of oats, declares, “authors shall no longer use the word like!”
19 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
The drugs affecting myrtle have become her closest friends, will she know when it’s time?
20 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Myrtle has but one desire, dessert .. and then retire..
20 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Faded jeans, ukulele jams, myrtles favorite ice cream, now that summer’s nearly over, for these things myrtle dreams..
21 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
myrtle says she enjoys thunderstorms even though they remind her of her childhood and they make her miss mortimer even more.. where is he?
22 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
myrtle once claimed that mortimer was lynched in Paris but there are no lithographs to prove it, oh mortimer myrtle mutters, I miss you
25 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
For myrtle to know when it’s time, the drugs not affecting her need to start working or she needs new drugs. Sleep only irritates her.
25 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
something somewhere someday someway not today tomorrow perhaps
25 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
myrtle says this moment is the moment the moment is the moment is the moment
26 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
myrtle sits in her room waiting for a sign, she says it’s in the wall – it’s in the wall, both creatures great and small, myrtle waits..
28 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
where’s the crowbar betty I need the crowbar betty where’s the crowbar betty, myrtle is hallucinating again. get her her milk and cookies..
28 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
the things that you think are not the things that others think, that’s the beauty of which you think
29 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
myrtle did it anyway myrtle, she knew it was wrong, she did it anyway – myrtle did it anyway, she heard it in a song..
29 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
booby booby booby booby booby booby nudity will go go home, ok cupid, go!
30 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
some semblance of narrow, some sense of sight, some seek the sparrow, some seek flight, myrtle just sits and ponders the night
30 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
myrtle ask’s questions because she wonders she answers nothing because she ponders she mumbles mythology she screams profanity & she loves
31 Oct 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
claustrophobia keeps me boxed in, my mind’s a kite, my body’s a prisoner. myrtle thinks thoughts like this in the evening – bing!
5 Nov 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
no 1 had seen her for months then Myrtle appeared behind the liquor store holding a bottle of gin in a paper kite she had only just landed
26 Nov 10 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
ready for more I say to Myrtle, she looks at me and says, go think of a new way of thinking, a slow way to faster or a blue way to blast’er
8 Mar 11 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Myrtle, the bumblebees left looking 4u and have lost there way, come here honey and tell me where they went. We need our bees, baby, 2 buzzz
8 Mar 11 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
the sunset stalls, no one’s here to see it.. myrtle munches on mangos and meditates, sensing the moon has something to do with it..
8 Mar 11 T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
< Soup drinker, more like slurper, noise just gets up Myrtles craw. Tea drinkers too! Pussy’s the lot of’m.. someday this all will end..!
5 Apr T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Chill out, it’s all good, Myrtles having a good day. She hopes you are too..
19 Apr T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
there seems to be calm in the air, this perceives myrtle, is due to the sunny skies and clear drinking water so plentiful, for now..
23 May T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Hey Myrtle has no idea what this is and cannot and will
not endorse it in any way, risky biz
24 May T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
no way the sun shines tomorrow, no way, lay in bed, lay in bed, hide your head..someday the sun will shine, someday, someday reality returns
27 May T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Myrtle likes her time alone, she can often be found feeding penguins by the sea.. music, plays, books.. Records Are SET, as Myrtle relaxes
23 Jun T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Something in the air, revolution drowned by malaise, babies could do better, if they could only talk and walk. Go to sleep, then do it again
10 Aug T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Desmond wants Myrtle to come around more but Sanchez is busybuilding Myrtle every special surprise and Miss M calls everyday, “Is it today?!”
11 Aug T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Myrtle awoke this morning with sunshine in her mind, power in her limbs and purpose in her fingertips..
23 Aug T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Myrtle hung around the social mall for at least 1 whole day, baby pictures & clever quips, news clips & life tips, they’re all sellin’…
26 Aug T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
..She ain’t buyin’. Back to the world while facing it straight on, a version barely real, mostly insignificant, fb is decay on parade- pass
27 Aug T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Sanchez says, “Settle down Myrtle, fb ain’t so bad, normal people need a certain sense, that they are not alone, no harm done”; we’ll see..
27 Aug T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Myrtle is not interested in all this nonsense. Take it all away!! (editor: Numerous YouTube upload tweets..)
20 Sep T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
so not a big database shaker but runs a key cog in the daily racket, likes to eat lunch in the local deli, ham on rye with shots of pastrami
7 Oct T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Myrtle says interesting is an illness and Sanchez has it bad.
7 Oct T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
“Thou shall make no commandments! Only suggestions.” And those need not be followed. Adhere to no law, give no quarter, sleep well at night.
11 Oct T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Surely Shirly’s shimmering shaking showed Shannon shit she shunned; showers shattering, shining, she shambled, shooshing shamans – sheeeesh!
12 Oct T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Myrtle decided to stay in and drink all day, it had been a rough week and drinking always mess’s with her head just enough, to tolerate life
20 Oct T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
No amount of misery keeps some people down while others bow down at the slightest hint. Myrtle takes it all with a grain of salt. Ah, LIFE!
23 Oct T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
How many years of living in fear is enough? Fear shall rule not 1 second, so says Myrtle. A mirror tells stories as the mind holds secrets..
23 Oct T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
So simple life is when just starting out, a child’s innocence is a child’s wisdom. Age need not pollute perception, resist the cynics tongue..
23 Oct T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Myrtle was offered a slim chance, not a sure bet. She pondered the offer for seconds, then pounced. Life tinged with mystery, left to fate..
23 Oct T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Myrtle now ponders, awaiting the inevitable crash, no resistance, just pure acceptance and a belief that everything will turn out alright
23 Oct T Love T Love ? @bingchoodle
Part 2 coming soon..
Part 2…
Myrtle, where have you been?, i ask..
she stares fiercely for a moment, blinks.. says…………………………………. >here…
10:18 PM – 8 Sep 13
Myrtle, sees, she knows she sees, she’s not always sure of what she’s seeing, she sees it all the same..
10:35 PM – 8 Sep 13
Myrtle stands, walks across the room, peers past curtain, cars go by, staring, standing.. Myrtle turns, sits back down…
8:29 PM – 10 Sep 13
Myrtle owns no devices, follows no advices, pursues many vices, melds motion into locomotion, bakes a mean pie.. tonto loves her pie..
8:58 PM – 10 Sep 13
So it goes.. so it goes.. so it goes myrtle knows what she knows.. so it goes..
9:43 AM – 13 Sep 13
T Love
@bingchoodle (twitter handle)
“Sage enabler, psychic wanderer, psycho seer, sensory swami, battler of words, jammin’ drummer. In past lives everything from a drunken sailor to cave dweller…”
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“The Myrtle Tweets”
Part 1 from October 15th, 2010 to January 17, 2012
Part 2 from September 08th to September 13th, 2013
